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One last post on Willy Wonka before moving on to other topics.

In the 2005 adaptation, Mike Teavee presents an interesting sort of character in that it is suggested that even if a horrid child, he is something of a mad genius.  He finds the golden ticket that gets him into Wonka’s factory not through dumb luck (like Augustus Gloop and Violet Beauregard) or a brute force approach (like Veruca Salt) or the operations of karma (Charlie Bucket, of course) but through a calculation — something involving shipping dates, controlling for the weather, and “the derivative of the Nikkei.”

And confronted with Willy Wonka’s transportation technology, he takes a perfect mad scientist attitude.

int. willy wonka’s television room – day

mike

Don’t you realize what you’ve invented? It’s a teleporter! It’s the most important invention in the history of the world. And all you think about is chocolate.

mr. teavee

Calm down, Mike. I think Mr. Wonka knows what he’s talking about.

mike

No he doesn’t. He has no idea! He think’s he’s a genius but he’s an idiot. But I’m not…

Mike makes a dash across the room toward the teleporter device, knocking down two Oompa-Loompas as he does so.

wonka

Hey little boy…don’t push my button.

But push the button Mike does, with himself as experimental guinea pig.  An ideal “I’ll show them” attitude that wouldn’t be out of place in more movies than I could probably name.

Now Mike does sort of get out of his predicament, albeit rather changed.  Wonka’s remedy for Mike shinkage is to stretch him out like taffy.  This leaves Mike rather tall and thin, as the shot of the departing horrid children clearly shows.

Mike, unlike Violet, gives no indication of being at all pleased by his transformation.

I don’t think I’m giving away a spoiler in indicating that in the end Charlie ends up as Wonka’s heir as a mad science confectioner.  But what of Mike?  Might he not be vowing revenge?

I think that there could be a great sequel here, where a grown-up (but still physically warped) Mike Teavee becomes a supervillain mad scientist, seeking to wreck revenge on the grown-up Charlie Bucket.

  2 Responses to “Willy Wonka Mad Scientist VII”

  1. I’ve been reading your Willie Wonka posts this week with fascination. As a chef, the idea of creating extraordinary (and hopefully pleasurable) reactions in those who eat my food has always been a bit of a fantasy of mine. “Like Water for Chocolate” and “Simply Irresistible” were a couple of other stories which fueled that fetish for me, even if they lean towards magic rather than mad science. We find our paths to a person’s heart through their stomachs, yes? Why not add a little extra oomph?

    • Inspiration lurks in the strangest places, yes? I wasn’t strictly focused on the more foodie aspects of the Willy Wonka story when I was writing this series, though they’re certainly there and your comment brings these forward nicely.

      Curiously, your comment brought to mind something not cinematic or mad science at all, but rather Charles Ryder’s recollection of a meal he orders for Rex Mottram in Brideshead Revisted

      I remember the dinner well — soup of oseille, a sole quite simply cooked in a white wine sauce, a caneton à la presse, a lemon soufflé. At the last minute, fearing that the whole thing was too simple for Rex, I added caviare aux blinis. As for the wine I let him give me a bottle of 1906 Montrachet, then at its prime, and with the duck a Clos de Bèze of 1904.

      Aw, crumb. Now I’m all hungry. Evidence perhaps that it doesn’t pay to read too much.

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