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Act Now! Equip for the fight and ensure victory over the moon men. Purchase your own limited edition raygus at www.DrGrordborts.com. Dr. Grordbort’s Contrapulations Dingus Directory. Protecting scantily clad minxes since back in the day.
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A man has No Higher Duty than protecting scantily clad minxes.
Any scantily clad minxes in need of protection contact:-
Eustace Clogiron
c/o Kahlila’s Shed, Felk Style Lane, Royston Vasey, West Yorkshire