Somewhere in Nighthawks at the Diner Tom Waits has a memorable line about taking advantage of himself, but I doubt he had in mind something quite like this.
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Gnosis Transformations: Chapter Seven, Page Four written and commissioned by Dr. Faustus of EroticMadScience.com and drawn by Lon Ryden is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.)