Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.
Verse:
The skipper of the submarine
(Who at spycraft is a pro)
Smartly salutes our heroine
Then loads her as a torpedo.
Sha can’t just go out the escape hatch? It makes a lot less noise and is a lot less risky for the diver.
Yeah, but that wouldn’t rhyme.