Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.
Verse:
Thinking perhaps of some reward
The hoodlum tries a sleeper hold.
His forearm ends up badly scored
Letting new events unfold.
Is that a freakin shark with a freakin laser beam attached to it’s freaken head.