Written and commissioned by Iago Faustus, illustrated by erosarts.
8 thoughts on “Nutty Monster on Campus: Act III, p. 5”
“Hey, you! Monster! Why don’t you try some of our delicious apple pie, rather than eating our women?”
“Mmm. This *IS* delicious apple pie. Almost makes me wish I hadn’t filled up on women.”
The Simpsons, right? “Marge the Witch”?
Got it in one.
O-kayyy… Seems to me that Fnirp is now deliberately moving closer to Polly Mae. And even as a monster, he still has some intelligence going on — and a mean sense of humour. Stuffing an apple into the mouth of the woman he’s more than likely about to devour and all…
Aimee should have just gone to class.
In fairness, she had no reason to expect she’d be attacked by a monster while tending her roast, but still.
If he ends up eating Polly Mae, I’m going to be upset.
The monster prefers rump roast.
I wonder if this is going where I think its going.
“Hey, you! Monster! Why don’t you try some of our delicious apple pie, rather than eating our women?”
“Mmm. This *IS* delicious apple pie. Almost makes me wish I hadn’t filled up on women.”
The Simpsons, right? “Marge the Witch”?
Got it in one.
O-kayyy… Seems to me that Fnirp is now deliberately moving closer to Polly Mae. And even as a monster, he still has some intelligence going on — and a mean sense of humour. Stuffing an apple into the mouth of the woman he’s more than likely about to devour and all…
Aimee should have just gone to class.
In fairness, she had no reason to expect she’d be attacked by a monster while tending her roast, but still.
If he ends up eating Polly Mae, I’m going to be upset.
The monster prefers rump roast.
I wonder if this is going where I think its going.