Written and commissioned by Iago Faustus, illustrated by erosarts.
4 thoughts on “Nutty Monster on Campus: Act III, p. 11”
“The man’s a scientist, Detective! Everything he does is unusual! Bunch of weirdos! We only keep them on because the sciencey industries pay us fat sums for interns. If it wasn’t for that, I’d get rid of the lot of them! Go back to natural philosophy, I say. At least Archimedes never blew up an expensive lab, or disintegrated the daughter of a millionaire.”
“For you, it was unusual. For me, alas, it was simply another Tuesday.”
So when are you going to show Miss Overshoulder’s boulders?
“The man’s a scientist, Detective! Everything he does is unusual! Bunch of weirdos! We only keep them on because the sciencey industries pay us fat sums for interns. If it wasn’t for that, I’d get rid of the lot of them! Go back to natural philosophy, I say. At least Archimedes never blew up an expensive lab, or disintegrated the daughter of a millionaire.”
“For you, it was unusual. For me, alas, it was simply another Tuesday.”
So when are you going to show Miss Overshoulder’s boulders?
Janine Melnitz