6 thoughts on “Nutty Monster on Campus, Act I, p. 10”

  1. Prof. Fnirp really should have gotten peer review on his theories before he ran the experiment.

  2. Jebus where is the button for the script so I know this is going somewhere?

  3. OK. She’s been reduced to her component elements. Now just HOW do we restore her?

    • Surely the professor has a way to DE-analyze her! After all, he owes her some extra credit!

      …Right?

  4. Oh, I get it.
    He measured her mass before the Fnirp Process.
    And after, when he’s measured the masses of all her constituents he’ll find that their total will not match her original mass.
    He’ll say this difference is due to her metaphysical nature, and expound upon that theory.

    While, in the real world, science has shown that this difference is actually due to intermolecular and interatomic binding energies.

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