Gnosis Transformations: Chapter Eight, Page Nineteen

“First we must open your skull” is probably not the thing most people want to hear coming out of stasis.

This won't hurt much, we promise.

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“The worst Bond imitation known to man.”

I was thinking about this line of movie criticism of Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die (1966) that appeared attached to today’s page of the Tales of Gnosis College. I am disinclined to debate its merits as criticism, but it made me wonder whether there are any James Bond imitations that are somehow not known to man. What might these be?

  1. A James Bond imitation put together on a lesbian separatist commune, as a way for its inhabitants to mock the masculinist values of the society from which they are separating.
  2. A James Bond imitation staged by African bush elephants. It gets boring out there on the savannah, after all.
  3. A James Bond imitation created by aliens in another star system who have been monitoring Earth’s UHF late-night television broadcasts, conducted as a simulation and training exercise prior to their invasion of the earth.

Readers are invited to liquor up and contribute their own suggestions in the comments.

Gnosis Transformations: Chapter Eight, Page Eighteen

Some readers, the devotees of dusty back shelves of video rental stores or really late-night television, may recall a 1966 Eurospy flick called Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die, to which one specialized movie guide accords the dubious distinction of being “the worst Bond imitation known to man.” This page is a tribute thereto.

The Takayama organization had to save money somewhere.

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Gnosis Tranformations: Chapter Eight, Page Seventeen

Readers may debate which is worse: the fate of Tanya I or that of Tanya II.

Lon was invited to draw worse, but didn't.

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Tumblr favorite #1387: The Man with Nine Lives

More mad science with Boris Karloff, who really had a flair for acting the part. The movie’s Wikipedia article doesn’t specify it, but what do you want to bet that the beauty at the center of the illustration will be the actual or attempted object of some mad science?

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