At least, that’s what I think is going on in this illustration.
Perhaps she’s in need of a tune up?
Exact provenance unknown, but found at Janitor of Lunacy.
Jan 272011
Jan 262011
Those of you who have been following the recent series of posts on sex machines (scary or not) might be interested in this historical essay on fantasy (mostly) sex machines: “MekSex: Machines and Sex.”
No such essay would be complete without links to pictures, naturally.
Now that’s all sorts of Fetish Fuel, folks.
Jan 252011
This looks…a little scary.
“Heavy-duty…industrial-model…steam powered…” I wonder what industry would have used such things exactly. (Let that be a challenge to all you writers of steampunk erotica!) Found in this post at techmorgasmic.com.
Paul Fussell, in his magnificent book Wartime: Understanding and Behavior in the Second World War, reports a song sung by G.I.s: (scroll down to see it)
So I guess we now know whence they got the idea.
Those of you who have read Invisible Girl, Heroine know that at the end Maureen Creel plays a Xanatos Gambit against mad scientist Strangeways, which involves the intersection of (1) Maureen’s invisibility tech, (2) Strangeways’s “golden membrane” sex machine, (3) the fiendish device known as a micromachine quantum resonator and (4) a dangerously-powerful aphrodisiac. (I hope this summary will encourage those of you who haven’t yet read Invisible Girl, Heroine to at least consider doing so.) The gambit plays out with the following exchange:
MAUREEN
Well I am right on the edge of the biggest fecking orgasm I will ever have…uh…uh…and I can’t hold back much more…uh…so let’s find out just how much power I have..uh.uuh..whether its true that radius…increases monotonically with the force of the orgasm. …ah..ah…ah…
CLOSE-UP – STRANGEWAYS’S FACE
Stgrangeways’s face is grinning broadly, but suddenly shifts to a horrified expression.
STRANGEWAYS
No! Stop! Stop the ma…
Well now you don’t have to just imagine the scene, because 3D artist KristinF, whose work has been featured here recently, has rendered a version of it for you, right at the critical moment.
(Click on the image for full size. 
Maureen in the Machine by KristinF and commissioned by Dr. Faustus of EroticMadScience.com is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.)
And I must say I really like what’s been done here, not just with the mad-lab and the gilding, but with the facial expressions: Maureen on the point of ecstasy, and Strangeways at the point of realizing that something is about to go very, very wrong.
I hope to see more of this in the future, and hope you all do as well.
Jan 162011
We don’t see a whole lot of guys in sex machines, sadly, but diligent searching will turn up a few. Consider this strapping fellow in the “orgasmatron pleasurizer milker,” which is very mad science, right down to the figure in the background.
Found in the Franco picture gallery.
You can see another example of a guy in a sex machine at this post at Samantha de Savory’s blog, part of a sci-fi version of…how shall I put this…part of the Tiresias legend.
Or it did back around 2000 anyway. Chris’s Invincible Superblog has a post pointing out that the Archie spin-off comic book to Archie’s Weird Mysteries in which Archie Andrews dates a sexbot named Lisi.
Lisi was created by a local mad scientist to have the best features of both Betty and Veronica, I believe as some sort of very-necessary research into teenage sexuality. She thus interestingly represents an attempt at sort of erotic chimera, like Jireen who was created out of Jill Keeney and Maureen Creel. Although as far as I know, neither Betty nor Veronica had to be dissolved in the process of making Lisi. (Darn!)
Squick or squee, I guess. Though perhaps we shouldn’t be too surprised that something like this was going on somewhere in the Archie fictional universe. I mean, Don DeCarlo did a lot of its art for a long time, and we know that DeCarlo definitely had a thing for sci-fi cheesecake and I’d wager he’d have ventured into erotic mad science given free rein…
Glad I’m alive now, rather than back then.
An enterprising travelblogger named Nathan visited a place called The Sex Museum in Amsterdam and snagged the following picture of an imagined early sex machine:
Nathan snagged a lot of interesting pictures, actually, so I strongly encourage you to take a look at his post on his visit. (Don’t be misled by the fact that the first part appears to be about cats.) The Sex Museum’s website appears to be here, and it sounds like four euros well spent, should you ever be in Amsterdam.
Dec 232010
So the plot of Cambrian rolls forward something like this: Hot Lady Scientist answers a summons from her former boss Senior Mad Scientist, who has been kicked out by the scientific establishment for human cloning experiments. Hot Lady Scientist arrives at Senior Mad Scientist’s isolated laboratory to find that he has been involved in experiments “accelerating” evolution, promptly finds herself stripped and bound by Senior Mad Scientist, who then transforms into your standard-issue tentacle beast and…well people who read this blog don’t really need to be told what happens next.
Hot Lady Scientist escapes from Senior Mad Scientist’s laboratory (carried by Nerdy Assistant, who is desperately in love with her). The “Cambrian” transformation spreads by sexual contact, from Hot Lady Scientist to her boyfriend Junior Mad Scientist, and thence to Bad Girl. Unsurprisingly, both Junior Mad Scientist and Bad Girl are thrilled at their new posthuman status, and are soon in cahoots.
Eventually Hot Lady Scientist ends up being abducted by Junior Mad Scientist and tormented with sex machines, which makes for some decent mad-lab images. This…
and this…
…and this.
Not too bad, although the idiosyncratic reason for me to actually like this anime comes tomorrow.
Dec 182010
Something with a definite erotic mad science theme. Vinnie Tesla, please call your office.
Found, with amusing copy, here.
Dec 132010
It’s a much-reproduced illustration, but it surely deserves a place here, showing the valuable point that a fembot needs regular maintenance and care.
Found at this site for Arse Elektronika 2010.
