Script for today:
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A long view of a helicopter hovering low over an estuarine bay somewhere in Southeast Asia. Suspended below by a cable is a tank. CAPTION (Edith thinking): I am getting something more amazing… |
The tank dropping into the bay from the helicopter, making waves as it breaks the surface. SFX: Splash! CAPTION (Edith thinking): …than most people could possibly imagine. |
A view of the tank resting on the bottom of the bay. Various marine plant and animal life about. And the Edith/Octopus is just beginning to emerge from the top of the tank. CAPTION (Edith thinking): How many scientists get to actually be what they study? |
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Close up view of the tank which was dumped in the estuary. A panel in the side of it has been flipped open and two of Edith’s octopus arms are pushing buttons. CAPTION (Edith thinking): First to release the data. CAPTION (Edith thinking): A deal’s a deal, after all. |
A view of Edith/Octopus jetting away from the tank. CAPTION (Edith thinking): And then…real freedom at last. |
View of the Edith/Octopus making her way along an estuary bottom. CAPTION (Edith thinking): It feels more wonderful to be a sea creature than even I dared imagine. |
View of Edith/Octopus seizing a crab. CAPTION (Edith thinking): Hunting and eating your own food is more delicious than any meal I’ve ver eaten. |
Edith/Octopus burrowing into the bottom of the estuary. A small shark of some kind is visible in the background. CAPTION (Edith thinking): It’s not all fun, of course. There are predators to avoid. Fortunately I’m well equipped to evade them. |
A human, reaching for Edith/Octopus. It’s splay-fingered. CAPTION (Edith thinking): But I can deal with some predators. I have a nice sharp beak and neuortoxic venom. CAPTION (Edith thinking): Make a meal of something else, human. |
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View of Edith/Octopus swallowing a fish. CAPTION (Edith thinking): Amazing how much satisfaction you can get our of an existence of feeding, fighting, fleeing, and… |
View with Edith/Octopus in the foreground and another T. mimicus in the background. CAPTION (Edith thinking): …oh yes. That other thing. |
The two octopuses, near the estuary bottom. CAPTION (Edith thinking): I have been feeling somewhat heavy of late…and I was wondering if I was producing eggs. |
The two octopuses have drawn together and are beginning to entangle tentacles with one another. CAPTION (Edith thinking): I feel myself being drawn…I have no will at all. |
The same two octopuses, now closely entangled. CAPTION (Edith thinking): Though the fleeting thought does occur that being turned into an octopus probably voids the warranty on the universal vaccinative… |
A largely dark panel, showing an octopus arm in the dark with little bright dots moving down it. CAPTION (Edith thinking): Octopus sex makes what mammals do look absolutely superficial. |
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Closeup view of the previous panel CAPTION (Edith thinking): The male inserts his arm right into the female’s mantle cavity and sends sperm packets down it…imagine penetration that reaches right into your vital organs. |
Close up on the eyes of Edith/Octopus. CAPTION (Edith thinking): The experience is absolutely mind-blowing for me. |
View of the Edith/Octopus digging in the silt. CAPTION (Edith thinking): I have all the instincts of a female T. mimicus. I make a burrow and deposit my eggs. |
View of an interior dark cavity. Lots of little baubles, like fish eggs, can be seen inside it. CAPTION (Edith thinking): I don’t hunt any more, but guard the burrow. I make a gentle current so that my babies get oxygen. |
A group of tiny octopuses floating up in front of Edith/Octopus’s eyes. CAPTION (Edith thinking): And in the end, I see the miracle of life before my own eyes. |
Edith/Octopus’s P.O.V. She sees a trail of little baby octopuses swimming upward. CAPTION (Edith thinking): I find myself wondering if they’ll take away anything human from me. I sort of doubt it. |
Edith isn’t kidding. Octopus sex is a lot hotter than most people know.
Science Daily has a fine article on the subject here.