I was thinking about this line of movie criticism of Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die (1966) that appeared attached to today’s page of the Tales of Gnosis College. I am disinclined to debate its merits as criticism, but it made me wonder whether there are any James Bond imitations that are somehow not known to man. What might these be?

1. A James Bond imitation put together on a lesbian separatist commune, as a way for its inhabitants to mock the masculinist values of the society from which they are separating.
2. A James Bond imitation staged by African bush elephants. It gets boring out there on the savannah, after all.
3. A James Bond imitation created by aliens in another star system who have been monitoring Earth’s UHF late-night television broadcasts, conducted as a simulation and training exercise prior to their invasion of the earth.

Readers are invited to liquor up and contribute their own suggestions in the comments.