5 thoughts on “Tumblr favorite #2658: Why would anybody want to buy me?

  1. Oh, I remember reading about this.
    That girl can’t ever win for losing….

    • And despite being highly trained in unarmed combat, she’s usually unable to utilise said training due to some incapacity. Same deal with her clothes.

      • The clothes she doesn’t wear after she gets stripped by a nazi right at the start, right?

        • That’s correct. And she was captured by the Nazi by being slipped a drugged pousse-café. She even references this fact to explain her inability to defend herself, in spite of her supposed martial arts prowess. Her thought-balloon “Normally I would disembowel this man with a few Oriental combat maneuvers, but the drug has left me weakened, powerless to resist.”

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