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EXT. THE CAMPUS – LATER

MIRANDA

Quite a throwdown you had with Chad there.

TOOZIE

Well, Miranda, he’s religious and all. Not that he’s so bad, but…

MIRANDA

Professor Lee looks at you like you’re future philosophy talent.

TOOZIE

I don’t know. A lot of philosophy from Plato and his cave onward seems just to be a contest to see who can come up with the most compelling piece of fiction.

They walk in silence for a few steps.

MIRANDA

Do you think you’d really pull the trigger on yourself?

TOOZIE

I don’t know. Do you think it would make a compelling story?

Miranda half-snorts, half-laughs in response to Toozie.

MIRANDA

Do you think you might go to the kegger at Quincy Hall tonight?

TOOZIE

Oh, I don’t know. I have reading to do.

MIRANDA

Lot of hunky guys there.

TOOZIE

Yeah. Who want to bed an Asian girl because they think they won’t have to try too hard.

MIRANDA

Cynic!

TOOZIE

Seriously, a frat-boy trying to have sex makes me think of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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