Written and commissioned by Iago Faustus, illustrated by erosarts.
4 thoughts on “Nutty Monster on Campus: Act I, p. 13”
Fnirp’s facial expression suggests he does not understand the problem…
Which is a problem in a man with access to machinery capable of disintegrating people and students who (used to) consider him an authority figure.
Professor Fnirp, believe me, I know what I’m talking about. Fnirp, it’s human nature. Fnirp, people just don’t like teachers disintegrating their kids!
So the provost’s name is M. Vermitude. Any relation to Dean Vernon Wormer of Faber College?
Fnirp’s facial expression suggests he does not understand the problem…
Which is a problem in a man with access to machinery capable of disintegrating people and students who (used to) consider him an authority figure.
Professor Fnirp, believe me, I know what I’m talking about. Fnirp, it’s human nature. Fnirp, people just don’t like teachers disintegrating their kids!
So the provost’s name is M. Vermitude. Any relation to Dean Vernon Wormer of Faber College?
Distant cousin, quite possibly.