6 thoughts on “Nutty Monster on Campus: Act I, Page 14”

1. “Shirley Provost.” Interesting name.

2. “So, on the damage limitation. you will use your contacts to find an efficient forger, while I draw up a document absolving the university of all responsibility regarding your demonstration. Then, YOU will encourage a couple of Miss Caneard’s classmates to witness ‘her’ signature on the document.
   “And, Fnirp, inform me of your next experiment PRIOR to its demonstration!”

3. “Fnirp, consider yourself on double secret academic probation! And I want that formula guaranteed to make our football team winners on my desk by Friday morning. If there is one thing that Caneard loves more than his daughter it is football. A big win Saturday against Drunken State is the one thing that could still save us from fiscal ruin.”

   • A plot fork worthy of development.

     • LOL, see the Absent-Minded Professor?

4. Well, the Provost has determined where his priorities lie. =_=
   And Fnirp is a weasel. Who knew?

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