5 thoughts on “The Adventures of Ashley Madder: Chapter Three, Page Seventeen

  1. That could have gone either way; chugging the whole bottle to zombify himself and forget what he saw, or giving up hooch to stop the ‘hallucinations’.

    • Well, it all goes back to an old episode of The Simpsons on which we were introduced to the USS Walter Mondale (“a laundry ship”) and it occurred to me that the Navy probably doesn’t have enough vessels named after vice-presidents.

      • However, if you see the USS Dick Cheney coming over the horizon, RUN. And save the last bullet for yourself.

        • “Save the last bullet for yourself” is, of course, advice of very general applicability.

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