This Agent tried but could not blow

Away the secrets in the book.

To some lab she’ll have to go.

While other agents chase the crook.

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She has no words, yet seems to plead

“Please turn me back.” They wish they could!

But they cannot reverse the deed

Done to this girl. She’s screwed for good.

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Taunting foes is such a caper!

The greatest villains love that most.

They wrap the Agent up in paper

And send her back by parcel post.

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But soon enough the Flunky comes

To that fine point which most men will

At which to Venus he succumbs

And our poor girl will have her fill.

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