“The Story of Eggs.” You may remember, back in junior high school when your science teacher was too hung over to come in to work and a substitute was arranged they would often show an “educational” film, which might well have been been called “The Story of Eggs,” brought to you courtesy of the hard-working lobbyists and hacks of the Egg Council of America (or whomever). It was a means of getting everyone to sit down and be quiet. Pity they didn’t show this “Story of Eggs.” It would have done wonders for attendance. Even if it were in French!