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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.
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INT. SLEEPLESS JOE’S COFFEE SHOP – DAY
JOE
(shouldering into the conversation)
Ah, excuse me.
CHARLIE
(glancing)
Oh, hey Joe!
JOE
Hey, Charlie. I don’t like to butt in here but I was standing right behind this — what id you say your name was, Karen? — and I also quite clearly heard her order a skim latte.
KAREN
(getting a bit red-faced)
How dare…
JOE
(extending his hand in mock friendliness)
Hi. I’m Joe Tucker, Ph.D. I work at the pharmaceutical research company down the way.
(shows his messenger bag)
You know, the people who cured dementia? That’s us. Anyway, I also maintain that I heard what I heard. Or am I just a brain-dead zoomer too?
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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.
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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.
If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.
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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.
If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.
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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.
If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.
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INT. A HALLWAY OUTSIDE THE EXAMINATION ROOM – DAY
Toozie is in the middle of a conversation with Miranda, Sherman, and Chad. Professor Lee ambles up, and Toozie’s friends stand aside.
PROFESSOR LEE
Ms. Chen, I just wanted to compliment you on what is one of the finest and most articulate undergraduate thesis defenses it has ever been my pleasure to witness.
TOOZIE
Thank you, Professor Lee.
PROFESSOR LEE
Indeed I don’t think I’ve seen a doctoral candidate who has done better.
Toozie smiles, slightly embarrassed.
PROFESSOR LEE
Speaking of which, it’s a pity you aren’t considering graduate study in your near future.
TOOZIE
I might like that, but have you seen what’s at the end of a Ph.D. program? The academic job market is a disaster.
PROFESSOR LEE
True, unfortunately.
TOOZIE
Can you offer me any reason to think it will be better in, say, six years?
PROFESSOR LEE
Unfortunately, I can’t.
There is a moment of awkward silence.
PROFESSOR LEE
In any event, I can’t help but think that a young scholar with your outstanding qualifications in the humanities will find remunerative and fulfilling employment.
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