Monthly Archives: January 2021

Podcast Appearance: Zoot Suit

It is with great pleasure that I can announce a new appearance on The Moustachioed Podcastio with Daniel Segura as we spent an intense time discussing Luis Valdez’s 1981 Zoot Suit, a musical that takes off from real historical events in wartime Los Angeles (the Sleepy Lagoon Murder and the Zoot Suit riots) and becomes something truly extraordinary and complex. You can get a sense of how complex by listening to Daniel and me wrestle with it for nearly 100 minutes. It stars, among others, the awe-inspiring Edward James Olmos as “El Pachuco,” who’s either protagonist Henry Reyna’s projected alter ego, an allegorical representation of Chicano consciousness, or perhaps an Aztec deity. Aren’t movies great?

You can access the episode via Daniel’s links page or just load up “Moustachioed Podcastio” in your podcast app of choice.

Our custom episode art is by Lucy Fidelis, a long-time contributor here at Erotic Mad Science, showing El Pachuco projecting in front of a 21-st century Los Angeles. You can find out more about Lucy by visiting her website.

Toozie’s Cinematic Fantasy 15

Her tension relieved, Toozie returns to her seat at the movie.

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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.

If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.

Please do not reproduce this image or its associated storyboards or screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

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INT. OSVALDO’S – NIGHT


Osvaldo’s is a slightly more louche version of an American chain restaurant, the sort of place where twenty- and thirty-somethings congregate after work to drink and hook up.


There are televisions over the bar, at least one of which is tuned to a cable news channel.


Joe, dressed much like the rest of the clientele, sits at the bar nursing a beer.


Toozie, dressed as if she is out on a date, carrying a small purse, sidles onto the barstool next to Joe. She places her purse on the bar.


TOOZIE


Hello, Joe.


JOE


Toozie.


The BARTENDER approaches.


BARTENDER


Anything for the lady?


TOOZIE


Glass of white wine, please.


BARTENDER


You two want anything to eat?


JOE


(to Toozie)


The boneless wings here are pretty good.


TOOZIE


Okay.


JOE


(to Bartender)


Double order of boneless wings, extra hot-sauce on the side.


The Bartender nods, then shuffles away to get Toozie’s drink and put in the order.


Please do not reproduce this storyboard or its associated screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

Toozie’s Cinematic Fantasy 14

Toozie climaxes, then politely goes to wash her hands.

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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.

If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.

Please do not reproduce this image or its associated storyboards or screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

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INT. CORNER OF SLEEPLESS JOE’S – DAY


A cheap paperback novel sits on the table where Joe is sitting. Joe finishes his coffee, then looks at the bottom of the cup.


INSERT CUP, WHICH READS:


“Sure.”


Please do not reproduce this storyboard or its associated screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

Toozie’s Cinematic Fantasy 13

And in the end, our heroine makes a nice tasty octopus meal.

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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.

If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.

Please do not reproduce this image or its associated storyboards or screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

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INT. CORNER OF SLEEPLESS JOE’S – DAY


A cheap paperback novel sits on the table where Joe is sitting. Joe finishes his coffee, then looks at the bottom of the cup.


Please do not reproduce this storyboard or its associated screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

Toozie’s Cinematic Fantasy 12

The penetration of our undersea heroine become positively obscene.

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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.

If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.

Please do not reproduce this image or its associated storyboards or screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

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INT. SLEEPLESS JOE’S COFFEE SHOP – DAY


Joe across the counter from Toozie.


JOE


Large coffee with two extra shots, please.


TOOZIE


Certainly, Dr. Tucker. That will be seven-fifty.


Joe hands a folded ten-dollar bill to Toozie. Inside the fold is a business card. Toozie puts the ten in the till then reads the card.


INSERT CARD, WHICH READS:


“Osvaldo’s 7:30 this evening?”


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Toozie writes something on the cup and on its bottom, then hands it to the preparing barista.


TOOZIE


Your coffee will be right up, Dr. Tucker.


Please do not reproduce this storyboard or its associated screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.

Toozie’s Cinematic Fantasy 11

The fish man and octopus tentacle sex gets really orgiastic on this page.

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Part of a sequence in which artist Dark Vasili imagines what Toozie was imagining when she had to leave the monster-movie Cheesefest (a sequence that in main continuity begins at Storyboard 033.

If you support this artist on patreon as I do, you can get access to the artist’s galleries of exquisitely-rendered (some of it very NSFW) work.

Please do not reproduce this image or its associated storyboards or screenplay text without permission from Faustus, who may be contacted here.