Author Archives: Dr. Faustus

Second Agent 30

Five million dollars' agent training make fifty kilos octo-chow.

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

Poor Second Agent! It’s awful straining
When we her ugly fate avow.
Five million dollars’ agent training
Make fifty kilos octo-chow.

They’ll send a Third, our fine elite.
Even if their costs are growing.
They must keep all things discreet.
And keep the world from wrongful knowing.

Second Agent 29

We've truly fucked the dog again."

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

“By these fiends again we’re taunted.
The love to do that, gentlemen.
And by this thought I shall be haunted.
We’ve truly fucked the dog again.

Second Agent 28

Apparently crime does sometimes pay.

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

“Crime does not pay,” or so they say.
You must believe, messieurs, mesdames.
That these villains paid their way,
They truly did, some fifteen clams.