Second Agent 30

Five million dollars' agent training make fifty kilos octo-chow.

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

Poor Second Agent! It’s awful straining
When we her ugly fate avow.
Five million dollars’ agent training
Make fifty kilos octo-chow.

They’ll send a Third, our fine elite.
Even if their costs are growing.
They must keep all things discreet.
And keep the world from wrongful knowing.

Second Agent 29

We've truly fucked the dog again."

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

“By these fiends again we’re taunted.
The love to do that, gentlemen.
And by this thought I shall be haunted.
We’ve truly fucked the dog again.

Second Agent 28

Apparently crime does sometimes pay.

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

“Crime does not pay,” or so they say.
You must believe, messieurs, mesdames.
That these villains paid their way,
They truly did, some fifteen clams.

Second Agent 27

As for the Agent, rest her soul.

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

The Octopus returns to rest
Down in his dark and slimy hole.
He has a lot he must digest.
As for the Agent, rest her soul.

Second Agent 26

A source of octopus nutrition.

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

There are some fights you cannot win.
Our Agent’s in that sad position.
She’s now, for all she might have been
A source of octopus nutrition.

Second Agent 24

The Agents's lady parts will be well explored.

Iago Faustus wrote this story and its narrative light verses, and the story was illustrated by Dark Vasili, whom you can support on Patreon: patreon.com/DarkVasili.

Verse:

For order’s forces, woeful day.
The Agent’s beaten, despite her arts.
Pulpus fondles his vanquished prey,
Exploring well her lady parts.