Underground comic sexbot

A compact, motile, and highly autonomous one at that.  (Hans Moravec, please call your office.)  Naughty, naughty little machine:

That’s from ongoing comic series called The Perils of Penelope Pornstarr, the fetching creation of comics and pin-up artist Lon Ryden. The narrative contains not just mad science and a mad scientist, but pretty girls in peril, a vast fortune of uncertain disposition, a corrupt lawyer, and ecclesiastical skulduggery.  So there’s really something for everyone here, and I encourage you to check it out.  You can follow Penelope’s adventures online here, and see more of Lon’s art either at DeviantArt or at his site here.

C’mon, it’s well worth a click.  You know it is.

Amazing photo gallery

It all started when i tried tracking down the provenance of this image, which I originally saw elsewhere.  (My original though was just “Wow, what an amazing sex machine!”)

Sometimes virtue is something more than just its own reward, because I found its apparent home in this wild “Не серьезно” gallery at the Russian-language site razooma.net.  It’s sort of a photo-alter dream for thaumatophiles, so if you like this site, I strongly encourage your surfing over there and looking for, among other things, some swell woman-to-instrument transformation pictures, as well as a photograph that might have been taken from my own infantine butterfly-transformation fantasy.

And there’s a bonus for you Russophone readers.  “Andrey Razoomovsky” is a slightly eccentric transliteration of  “Андрей Разумовский.”  Can you spot the Slavic root in that artist’s surname?  It’s разум, meaning “reason, mind, intellect,” which is pretty cool for a site with so much implied mad science, yes?

Fueling up?

On this, the busiest travel day of the year here in the United States, I find an illustration which prompts us to ask whether we are seeing a sex machine, a mad-science experiment of some other kind, a medical exam or…refueling?

Found here.

Added 10:30 GMT:Or maybe it’s a prototype for those new TSA inspections. Happy traveling everyone!

The Sex Magicians

An astute reader brought this paperback cover (and, of course, the novel underneath it) to my attention:

I haven’t been able to find the time to read the whole thing, but the first paragraph seems very promising indeed.

AT THE ORGASM RESEARCH FOUNDATION Dr. Roger Prong, who was known by some foundation employees as “a bloody Peeping Tom”and a “horny old voyeur” was in fact very scientific, or so he always insisted as he watched the girls having orgasms.

Was there ever an opening paragraph that was more erotic mad science than that?

And I’m pretty sure that it is that same Robert Anton Wilson who achieved such great and deserved fame as the co-author of The Illuminatus! Trilogy. I mean, how many of them can there be, really?

Gearheading

A commenter on my recent post on Flatliners nobly and rightly rose to a defense of the reputation of Chicago against its depiction in that movie. Ve mentioned therein the Museum of Science and Industry as a distinguished local attraction, an assessment with which I was in entire agreement for, among other reasons, I was a frequent visitor there as a small child and I have a lot of fond memories of the place.

Now there’s lot of awesome to love at that museum, but picking through my memories there was one thing in particular   stood out in my head as retrospectively mined fetish fuel.  It was one of the simplest exhibits by far and it was…

…simple machines for turning rotary motion into reciprocating motion.  Mounted up on a wall somewhere not far from the main entrance hall, where they had (have?) the awesome model train layout.  You could (probably still can, for all I know) play with them to your heart’s content.

(“Crank and slider” mechanism [left] and “rotary cam” mechanism [right], both found at this cool site.)

Now why, you might ask, is any of this really all that significant at Erotic Mad Science?  Well, aside from the fact that they are part of such retro-techno erotic dreams as this:

That’s Chicago, Burlington, & Quincy #3006, a 4-6-4 Hudson-class locomotive (image found at railfan.net) which is of course a technology for converting reciprocating motion into rotary motion which is in turn converted into linear motion, operated by by the same railroad that put into service this amazing Art Deco-style train:

The Pioneer Zephyr, for my money one of the sexiest  trainsets ever to run on rails, which, just by coincidence happens to be preserved at the Museum of Science and Industry.

But if you really want to understand why a mechanical subject like conversion of rotary into reciprocating motion is something we should care about here at Erotic Mad Science, have a look at this post.  Or this one.  Then you’ll understand, if you didn’t already.

Rachel Maines on new sex technology

Many readers of this blog, I hope, will be familiar with a certain work by historian of technology Rachel P. Maines called The Technology of Orgasm:  “Hysteria,” the Vibrator, and Women’s Sexual Satisfaction. If you’re not familiar with it, you might owe it to yourself to head down to your local library and check it out.  Short summary:  in 1970s, when Dr. Maines was reading turn-of-the-century women’s magazines in the course of researching a rather different topic in social history, she kept coming across advertisements for what were clearly (gasp!) electric vibrators.  What was going on here?  Well, it turns out that physicians for a long time had a lucrative practice in performing massages of women’s genitals for the treatment of “hysteria,” which in reality meant that they were manually stimulating women to orgasms that they presumably weren’t getting by other means in their repressive Victorian and Edwardian environments.  (Cf. Honoré de Balzac:  “The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”)  It had to be physicians, because of course no one could just come out and admit that women were paying for sexual pleasure.  No indeed:  must honor those puritanical sexual norms by providing what Dr. Maines calls “social camouflage,” here by pretending that women’s lack of orgasms was a medical condition requiring treatment by a doctor.  The only catch was that doctor’s didn’t actually like performing this service all that much, and so once someone finally invented a small electric motor, it was technology to the rescue in the form of the vibrator!

All an excellent read:  I commend it to your attention.  It’s a real science analog of something we’re really into here at Erotic Mad Science.

So it was a great pleasure for me when I stumbled across a bit of video of Dr. Maines recently discussing recent advances in sex technology, like Real Dolls and newfangled sex toys.  (Link here in case the embedding doesn’t work for you.)

What struck me most of all his just how funny much of this came across as being.  Especially the bit in which Dr. Maines comments about how “you’ve got something hot and something wet and…electronics and those are not a good combination.”

Well, that’s also a subject we’ve got covered here.

Another naughty robot

…or Desperate Housewives Twenty Minutes into the Future.  Found on this art blog.

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She looks like she keeps a remarkably clean kitchen, but I guess that’s easy to do when you have a humanoid service robot, which frees up your time for, well…

Artist Nerijus Čivilis (from Lithuania, I’m pretty sure) not only has the mad science theme down, but what I take is his self-portrait (reproduced on the left) indicates that he even has the mad science look down.  That’s really swell.